英語小笑話:The First Day as a Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. 
乘客輕拍了一下出租車司機(jī)的肩膀,想問個(gè)問題. 司機(jī)大叫起來, 車也失去了控制, 幾乎撞上一輛公車, 還上了便道, 在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時(shí)終于停了下來.

The driver said, Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! The passenger apologized and said, I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. The driver replied, Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
司機(jī)說,伙計(jì),別再這么干了. 你把我嚇破膽了!乘客抱歉地說, 我沒想到拍你一下就嚇成這樣. 司機(jī)說,對(duì)不起,也不全是你的錯(cuò). 今天是我天開出租. 以前25年里我一直開殯葬車.